+ BlogNigger: How I lost My Big Dyke Friend
“Yo, pass that shit over here, BITCH”
“Wait till I’m done, FAGIT.”
My big giant dyke friend looked up at me over the Pad Thai, and we both broke character and started cracking up. She was shoveling that shit onto her plate because she was a big giant fat-ass. I knew that we should have ordered more than one fucking Pad Thai, but everyone always wants to “branch out” and order exotic vegetable shit they won’t eat, and instead they end up eating MY FUCKING NOODLES.
She was cool as shit – all big and rough and funny as hell like a big disgusting Irishman. She was basically a dude- I would literally have rather fucked Ned Beatty than her, cause at least he’s famous. She was physically revolting – hard to look at too closely, I’m sorry: Hairy lip, big obese chipmunk cheeks with that downy fur, and a big neck like a lesbian tree trunk.
Her name was Dana and she was my big dyke friend; I met her in college getting high somewhere. I thought she was cool because she was such a novelty- I know that’s fucked up, but in the interest of full disclo…
+ Ferris Bueller’s Day Off House For Sale
Do you have $2.3 million dollars burning a hole in your pocket? The house with the big glass garage that was featured in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off is going on the market.
“Two steel-and-glass buildings make up this peaceful palace with the garage celebrating the automobile by showcasing the cars within. Architects A. James Speyer and David Haid built the structures on steel beams, creating a Jetson-like pod above the ground. The home also has stunning panoramic views, with floor-to-ceiling glass walls spanning 5,300 square feet and lending an affect much like Philip Johnson’s famed Glass House.
To Inquire or learn more about visit Sotheby’s International Realty.” (via CoolHunting)
+ The Next Trend in Hardcore
First it was stupid hats. Then came fanny packs. Now, you can combine each of those trends to create a supertrendy pouch that you wear on your head.
Get in on the ground floor. Look like an idiot before everyone else. Visit the Cap-sac-site.
(Also, via CoolHunting)
+ The Washington Post: “Being Poor Fucking Blows”
“You have to be rich to be poor. That’s what some people who have never lived below the poverty line don’t understand. Put it another way: The poorer you are, the more things cost. More in money, time, hassle, exhaustion, menace. This is a fact of life that reality television and magazines don’t often explain. So we’ll explain it here. Consider this a primer on the economics of poverty.”
Read the Full Article HERE.
Tags: modernism, poor
