FML

Wednesday a little after midnight three friends and I were arrested and charged with trespassing on private property.  We were taken to Baltimore City Central Booking where we waited 15 – 20 hours to be released.  We were arrested while swimming in a pool after hours.  FML.  What a stupid thing to be arrested for.

Aside from not sleeping the entire time it was definitely an eye-opening experience.  Most of the dudes I was locked up with were in for petty drug charges or similar misdemeanors.  A few were there with bigger offenses –  one guy assaulted his cousin, and another beat his wife – but nobody was hostile.

Anyway, Here’s something I think is cool.

+ 1001 Rules For My Unborn Son

Apparently my mom and sister were at a party with a psychic who read their fortunes and told them I would be having my first child in one year – then I randomly stumbled upon this website.  Are the stars aligning to bankrupt me?

The title is completely accurate.  1001 Rules is a blog where a soon-to-be-father is compiling a list of rules for his soon-to-be son.  Most of his rules include quotes, pictures, or songs and are usually right on the money.  This is also a very smart idea because he already has a book deal lined up.  Hello, college fund.

355. Never request a joke or impression. They’re never as good on command.

321. When it comes to opening presents, no one likes a good guesser.

136. There is no better remedy than a dip in the ocean.

Kind of kitschy, but whatever, they’re still cool to read and think about.

Vist 1001 Rules For My Unborn Son.