Sorry about the lack of updates as of late. Festivus preparations are taking up all of my time.
Frank Costanza: “Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way.”
Cosmo Kramer: “What happened to the doll?”
Frank Costanza: “It was destroyed. But out of that a new holiday was born: a Festivus for the rest of us!”
Kramer: “That must have been some doll.”
Frank Costanza: “She was.”
+ Ear Farm Best of 2009
There are soooo many BEST OF 2009 lists floating around the internet at this very moment. The only album I’ve listened to on Ear Farm’s list is Axe to Fall by Converge – so that leaves me with 14 albums to check out.
+ D-Bag Brother Rats out Slutty Sister
Angsty teenager gets revenge on sister by posting her “hook up list” on facebook.
“I heart facebook like you heart cock.”
OOF.
+ Worlds Best Dancer
The dudes in this video love 3 things: Meth, Kiss and Techno.
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