Vajazzling is basically when a woman pays someone to wheat paste a bunch of tiny crystals to/around her vagina.
Jennifer Love Heweit’s new self-help romance book, The Day I Shot Cupid, includes a chapter discussing how Vajazzling helped her get through a tough break up – I bet that’s going to sell well. I’m sure her publishers were thrilled when she told George Lopez that her vagina looks like a disco ball.
Maybe the next time I’m feeling blue I should bedazzle my ballsack with some led lights or something to boost my self-esteem.
Tags: stupidity

i am now going to kill myself.
this is why the terrorists hate us.
barf
can we please attach LED lights to your nuts!?!
My nuts, these ligths…come on YEAH!
Lets get this party started.