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  Sad Man Just Wants to get Cat High

  03.04.09 | Permalink | Comment?

  + Sad Man who just wants to get high and chillax with his cat that he stuffs in to a shoebox-bong is arrested for animal cruelty. Seriously, fuck the police.  They are always trying to kill the party. HERE.

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  03.03.09 | Permalink | 1 Comment

  Can’t make a proper post on a crappy internet connection. + 99 Things You Should’ve Experienced on the Internet (unless you’re a loser or old or something) This list just made me realize how much crap has entered into my life via the internet. HERE. + Crazy Girl Stockpiles Baby Supplies Depressing.  Hopefully it’s not [...]

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  Sometimes the Internet is Terrible

  02.14.09 | Permalink | 1 Comment

  + Natural Harvest Just take a second to process that on the cover of this cook book is a dish of freshly prepared Terra-Misu dessert which features a heaping glob of human sperm as the main ingredient.  Gross. A comment from sperm eating enthusiast Leo Haynes: “I received my copy of the book last week. It [...]

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  StreetBoners + Land of Crabs

  02.05.09 | Permalink | Comment?

  +  Two really funny posts from StreetBoners: lol, I’m 15 and Prego “Well, good question – now, that’s different. Gentlemen, a Wet Dream, is like a freebee from God.” + Land of Crabs Crabland is a series of bizzare 20 second comedy clips that feature a talking Crab and his Rhino sidekick  going on amazing adventures.   If [...]

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  James Jean Moleskins, Electrabel New Year, Orange Faced Prostitute

  01.13.09 | Permalink | 1 Comment

  I’m back from tour.  I had a blast, met a ton of interesting individuals, and laughed so much that my cheeks are still a bit sore. I’ll resume updating regularly now that I’m home for good. 1)  James Jean Moleskin Journals I love looking through people’s sketchbooks and James Jean has made my day by [...]

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  Happy New Year, Consider the Lobster

  12.31.08 | Permalink | Comment?

  1)  Baby New Year Happy New Year!  Look at this disgusting looking man-baby. If you live in Baltimore go see him (Baby New Year) tonight in Hampden on 34th street (the block that is completely covered in Christmas lights).  I hear rumours that there’s also a wife-baby.  Be there at 11:59 pm to watch the [...]

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  Happy Endingz, New Tin Salamunic Art

  12.10.08 | Permalink | 1 Comment

  1) Happyendingz Have you ever wondered what goes on behind the curtains of that shady ‘day spa’ you pass by on your way to work? Well, after reading way too many posts from CJ’s blog HappyEndingz, I can assure you that your suspicions about solicitation and handjobs are correct. I’ve never run across anything like [...]

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  Nips Ripe for Twerkin’, Thriller Acapella, The Dancing Plague, The Tanganyika Laughter Epidemic

  12.01.08 | Permalink | 3 Comments

  1) Some Perky Nips that are about to get Twerked. I’m not sure who created these images, but whoever it was is a comedic genius who should pat herself on the back right now. I wish I had enough readers so that I could get some nipple art replies from a few people. Anyone? 2) [...]